Super Milkshake Melancholia

by Edam Edam

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released December 5, 2017


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Edam Edam Paris, France

A for Aliens
B for Butts
C for Comix
D for Dinosaur
E for Eels
F for Folk
G for Genderfluid
H for Hot Fuzz
I for Internet
J for Jelly
K for King
L for Love
M for Madeleines
N for Nerdy
O for Oral sex
P for Punk
Q for Queer
R for Ramones
S for Skate
T for Teen
U for Ukulele
V for Vampire
W for Wolcano
X for Xylophone
Y for Youth
Z for Zalewski
... more

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Track Name: Fine
Your shampoo still smells behind my clothes
I almost can feel it tickles my nose
I still feel shaking, surprisly smiling
I'll regret nothing with you

I'm cold inside
But I feel fine
Can't clear my mind
Try to be fine

I'm starting to watch all the DVD's
We never get to the ends of movies
And most of the time, I've got this in mind
I'll regret nothing with you

I miss you sometimes
But I don't mind
Years after years
I'm gettin' fine

[chorus / ending]
I'm cold inside
(I'm so awkward)
But I feel fine
(Not all the time)
Can't clear my mind
(Feel like I'm blind)
Try to be fine
Track Name: The Kyng
Do you remember when we were 19
We've just barely met, already laughing,
Mocking silly jazzmen and promising
We'll be better
Do you remember the taste of the muffins ?
The air of the car in where we were playing ?
The fucked up people ? We didn't even
Give a shit about teachers
I fucked girls and boys, you don't care about it
You've seen me crying, 'bout that fucking git
From that year, I had more happy times
With you, than with her

It's been ten years, you know
You've been successful
A beautiful grown-up man
And i'm a still teen fool
I know when things slip out of my hands
Could we just lie and pretend
We're 19 again

Now, don't you think, that the life was easier
No fucking boss, no evil lovers
We've got in head that amazing song that said
"Today, it's gonna work"
I don't know who, I'm supposed to talk with
About Sonic Youth, about girls panties
It's been 5 years I'm playing with
A ghost, sometimes I'm lost
And we played shows even if we were sick
And we played alone, in "lavomatics"
Whatever I keep playing music
Something is missing

It's been 10 years, just wow
That I've met a Kyng
Maybe, maybe, maybe, one day, who knows
We'll be back on stage
But now, let's celebrate that birthday
Can I lie and just pretend...
I don't miss you, man
Track Name: Pathetic
Hard sun, it's getting hot today
Rough heat, my tongue's too dry to say
The pain, that digs into my head
The pain, that digs into my head
My friends, are taking a distance
I'm still a kid but they are men
I talk too much into my songs
I talk too much about my own obsessions

Whatever how hard I try, I stay the same
I have to learn how to live with that fucking brain
I'm not gentle, I'm not pretty, I'm not clever
I'm not a boy, but I'm not a girl neither
I know that I'm so pathetic

Hard sun, think I'm gonna stay home
Big deal, because I'm all alone
Summer, sounds like it's gonna be
Bitter, without someone to see
In me, I've got like a machine
That speaks, sometimes instead of me
I know, I look like a monster
I know, I look like a demon
Or a moron

Sorry for my crude words
For acting like a turd
Sorry if I'm laughing loud
If I fly away like a cloud
Jerk off 'bout your booty
Yeah I know, I'm sorry
I can't be understood
I'm always in bad mood
cause I'm pathetic
Yeah that's pathetic
Welll, that's pathetic 'cause...
Track Name: Heavy
I ain't got nothin' to do, well, it's heavy
Living a life of an ogre into the city
Twerking my big booty, I'm giant & silly
I didn't become a monster, it was inside me
Crazy hair, too tight shorty for my round belly
Never give a damn of what they say about me
How can not feel sometimes the melancholy ?
Need to get well maybe

Chillin', walkin' by, my home is the streets
I know where to find something good to eat
They know me in the 'hood, I'm a bag of food
They said
All my giant body is the picture
Of all pretty kinds of guilty pleasures
I'm the gluttonery, I'm the luxury
That's it!

But I did not see that comin'
It happened a day, it was the morning
I was so tall, taller than a wall
I swear!
Everything starts to get too tiny
For my sexual life, for my belly
I was too biggie, I was too heavy
They said
Track Name: Tired Trees
The time and the smiles are engraved on my face
Like small canyons diggin' my flesh
Now I can't look still young and fresh
With pens or guitars, I built like a house
Where things get beautiful, pinned on my wall
But even if it's funny to lie, sometimes
If I had to talk frankly, I can't act like I'm still 23
And my curly hair is even longer, now
Look at my face now, look at me now

All days that seems so boring, are they so ?
'Guess for the moment, we don't know
The next day can't be what you think it's gonna be
The taste of cherries, Climbing trees, and kisses of exes,
The punk bands, the old friends, the hot sand, gripping hands...
The movies, strawberries, nerdy tees, scars on knees
I'm a part of the tired trees

The wind and the rain, are engraved on my back
And the sun has darken my hair
I can't go up too many stairs
In the times when we are looking backward
I hope I won't regret nothing I did
Track Name: Golems
I got lost so many years
To dummies I gave my ears
My time, my energy
Nothing's good happened to me
Reading my comicbooks
They should'nt do, but gave a look
Giving stupid advices
Keep'em all in your asses

Listenning at Golems was so dumb
'cause they're by her side
Always do what's better for her, and not for me
If you think I've got a problem, you better think twice
Because now I'm free from all of you

Too smooth, and too weak
They walked on, my poor feet
But now, that shit is done
I still prefere to be alone

I guess it's normal to lose your friends or lovers
But there's nothing that gets me angrier
Than the ones who allowed themselves
To judge and shit-talk, and all
Track Name: With You
Time is a waste of time
Some love the concept of love
Don't matter if you're red or blue
I want you to know I'm with you

Friends, sometimes aren't good friends
Work is often too hard work
Don't matter what you say, what you do
I want you to know I'm with you

All the time of my life
I've been alone even when I try
That's why I'll always by your side
No one should be left aside

To laugh always makes me laugh
Then cry, each time you wanna cry
Don't matter what some say about you
I want you to know I'm with you
I want you to know I'm with you
Track Name: Transgressive
I came home and threw off my shoes
Started computer to check up the news
And answer to people that sent me e-mails like we're friends
The first told me "you're bizarre
I don't even understand what's your gender"
Why don't you focus on what's in your pants ?
You're too dummy for me, go fuck your hand
The second told me "you're cheap
Your comix suck, your songs won't ever be in the hits"
So I answered "wow...
Where are your own creations, now ?"

Everyone has a goal
You can be hot, can be cold
Others are judging me
They become angry and then it becomes funny
I stopped being stressed
It's not 'bout being the best
They hate how I speak or dress
Stupid shakles are made to be transgressed

My words and songs can be rude
They contain some violence and nudes
But I'm tryin' to make good art
Made with heart, made to be smart
You came to say "oh, it's touchy
It's not how you're gonna make some money !"
But every stuff you think it's great
Is what I call consensual shit
I've got teacher in high school
That thought I was a teen fool
Everyone thought I will be
Homeless at like 23

Well, in my opinion
I'm pretty good at transgression
I don't try to be someone special
But I'm feeling bad, surrounded by walls

I've always got a taste for the stories about exes
The ones who put heart in peaces, the book is closed
I got pages
That I won't ever allow someone else to write on
I don't fucking care how much I'm wrong
Track Name: Cheese
Glasses, tie, and luxury shoes
Clean haircut and hipster tattoos
Don't partronize me, you stupid
'cause you're not superior
You think that I'm just a whore
But I see clearly in your game
You don't ever remember my name
You choose me to be your enemy,
It's silly, and you're just a bully
Don't try to argue with me

You represent everthing I hate
And that's too bad for
You, have always been rich, I bet
I don't care about
Your dumb problems & your girlfriend
I used to fuck with
Breathe a lot and say "cheese"
Breathe a lot and say "cheese"

Proud to be know some celebrities
Even if they don't mind about you
It's funny you are like the doggies
In the streets, that are seeking for candies
You're part of that dummies
Don't take that too personnally
You are just what's wrong in that country
Instead of gloryfing money
Find a brain, a passion, or some friends
To create something with'em
Track Name: Greenberg
He was nothing more than a young punk that have grown
He put his tie to seek a job that won't make him feel down
He still had the tattoo he made in his glorious youth
He's so talented with his brain --also his mouth
I'm sitting just here, on his couch, with my phone
I do nothing, he works, that young punk that have grown

Are you okay ?

I'm feeling like I want to start a civil war
When I'm watching him, he deserves so much more
See my reflections and I start to feel useless
I'm a big fat loser, with no consciousness
We fought sometimes, but it was never a big deal
'cause he was too nice, he never hurts my feels

Are you okay ?
Track Name: Awkward
She said stay away from me
He said I'm made to be lonely
I have to admit I won't get
The best lover's price, I bet
And sometimes I'm a piece of shit
Self-sabotage in my friendship
I'm uneasy with everybody
So now there's nobody around me

I wish I
could runaway
Or just find something
good to say
I wish it
Was not so hard
To be not awkward

All my days are pretty empty
I live into my fantasy
I can't even get on a skate
I can't even swim in the lake
My ex-lovers want me to stop
Two see my sex-comics in shops
I'm a punk, a nerd and a queer
I make you laugh, then I disappear
Track Name: The Car
Do you remember all the things you and I
Did when we were just teens
Do you remember we were not afraid to die
We were like invicible kids
Laughing about our exes
When our hearts were into pieces
Drinking wine, fucking boys
Playing punk, making noise

It's useless to tell
That here it's sometimes hell
Without you

Do you remember all the nights you and I
Spent to talk about teen movies
I drank lemonade, and you drank the finest wine
We were like invicible kids
We never shared any kiss
Maybe it's something that I'll miss
We've shared clothes and make-up
My heart's tearing up

Sitting in that fucking bar
I'm asking why you get into
That fucking car
That killed you
Track Name: Furyō
Hedonism is a school of thought
That argues pleasure and happiness
Are the primary or most important
Intrinsic goods of human success
I learnt ah, well, during some years
To fight the insidious fears
Of being rejected of society
If I'd deny to do what they ask to me
Riding bike, making fly the dust
Here's there's nobody I can trust
I've got poetry written on my jean's
Nobody can tell If I'm good or mean

I'm sick of your silly laws
That makes me wanna go
In the sand, I dig my toes
I will stay
A Furyo

Freedom is abilities to choose
Not linked to win or to loose
I'm travelling the land, with a baseball bat
My only friends are the dogs and cats
Underneath the cherry trees
Assimilating all beauties
That those silly CEO's just don't care
World need me to put some glue on their chairs
Track Name: Plougastel
Drinking the best cider of the coast
Eating crêpes, and reading Faust
Blonde sand into the brownie hair
But with nobody to share

Early morning, empty beach
Sand on the toes, it starts to itch
To fill lungs with the purest air
But with nobody to share

They told me heaven's in Plougastel
But if you're lonely it looks more like
...the Hell
Track Name: Heroes
Ça prendra des milliers de routes pour trouver la seule
La seule et l'unique que vous emprunterez
Ça prendra plusieurs années pour réaliser
Que si vous pouvez espérer le meilleur
Vous pourrez bien être surpris-es

Ça prendra des douzaines d'amours pour s'aimer soi-même
Pour comprendre chaque bruit que vous entendrez en vous
Ça prendra quelques yeux pour s'en foutre (des regards)
Là, et seulement là, vous pourrez danser et hurler

Ne laisse personne combattre à ta place
Les laisse pas te dire quoi faire
Du peu que je sais, tu es héroïque

T'es un.e héro.ïne
Je suis un héros
Lui, c'est un héros
Elle, c'est une héroïne
Nous sommes des héros
Nous sommes des héroïnes

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